My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'9" (175 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | SHAWN69, Man, 62 |
Location | Dallas, Texas, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 35 - 55, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | Black |
Height | 5'9" (175 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Penpal/Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I've got Denzel's dimples,
Magic Johnson's smile,
Barack Obama's gift of gab and guile.
I've got Jim Brown's body, Malcolm X's brain,
And I "JUST SAY NO" to drugs and cocaine!
In other words, I'm a GOOD man looking for a GOOD woman.
A woman who won't sucker punch me after I say the L-O-V-E word. (lol)
A woman who has a mind of her own, and a GRRREAT sense of humor.
Because laughter is the best love potion of all. ;-)
I have NO ex-wife alimony payments,
NO ex-girlfriend restraining orders,
And NO baby mama drama.
I am...
1. Socially liberal because I believe in "Live-And-Let-Live", and treating people the way I want to be treated.
2. Politically moderate because the "Burn-Baby-Burn" far left and "Kill-Them-all" far right
have WAYYYY too much sugar and preservatives in their diet. (SMILE)
3. Financially conservative because I buy only the things I can afford.
Which is why I have never met a buy-one-get-one-free garage sale
or All-U-Can-Eat buffet restaurant I didn't like. (GRIN)
I mow my own lawn, pay my taxes, and vote in EVERY election.
In 2011 I won the WHO CARES Grand Prize for poetry awarded by the SO WHAT Literary Arts Foundation.
My fans say I won because I have no indoor plants, and have never owned a pet.
My critics say I won because I live alone with my stainless steel assault rifles, and leather bound books on non-violence.
If you wanna know the REAL reason I won, just ask the ghosts of Richard Pryor and Muhammad Ali.
I am looking for
A vestal virgin from the temple of born again ex-porn stars. She must be willing to perform every
Heimlich maneuver shown on page 69 of the kama sutra. (lol)