My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 6'1" (185 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Long-term |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Vanillasky72, Man, 52 |
Location | Youngstown, Ohio, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 36 - 54, Asian/Black/East Indian... |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 6'1" (185 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends/Long-term |
Body type | Average build |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I have a great personality and I like to laugh and make jokes. I'mlooking for someone with great chemistry. Looks dont matter if the chemistry and values are struggling. I prefer someone who has some godly values or is at least spiritual. If you think you came from a amoeba or evolved from chimps then your not the girl for me! Lol
Im learning how to wholesale houses. Me and my friend are helping each other. Also, I've always wanted to try stand up but I will use my comedy skills in my online animations I'm working on instead. You might be saying to yourself . Yeah, sure, hes good looking for being 48!!! But he's still a old white dusty bas#@#$ . Well!! It might be true that when I hit my leg puffs of smoke comes out, but I dont use viagra, I drink prune juice because I want too, not because I have too, I still have my own teeth, hearing is at 78%, vision improved dramatically in my right eye after I removed my cataract, and im trying to give up meat, fish, and dairy . So ill still be around rocking to the oldies in my nursing home chair and diapers, while drinking on a nice tall glass of vanilla similac, way after the 30 year old young-ins die off from eating hand fulls of lard sandwhiches at the fatty fast foods stations everyday . Lol
Well I really laugh at people on here when they say they want to walk in a park or the woods, on the first date. Do woman really want to walk in the forest with a stranger with no one else around... Really?.. A little heads up!!.. If he brings an ax and a garbage bag, then run!!.. Lol.. I'm joking, he's probably just going to cut you down some flowers... Lol
How come everyone I click with on here lives so far away.? This site should be called afro/torture/romance. Com
I'm to healthy eating. I make my own fruit and vegetable smoothies with my vitamix. I lost 57 in about 17months. I had a 7 month period wii wasn't serious enoug4h. I have 20lbs to go. Also please no drama. For example. True story. When you go over someone house to watch a movie. And a teenager starts blowing into the phone. You ask questions. I was like,"isn't that your son?" she said yes!! Now this is like the first time I saw this person right. I didnt even meet him yet. Then I said,"why is he blowing into the phone?, and why did the phone start beeping loudly?" oh that!! My sons on house arrest for burglary!! Ill tell you about it after the movie. I'm like,"ahhh, ohhh okayyy, I'm just going to make sure my car is locked first."... Lol
Im really turned off by crazy voices too. If you sound like the wicked witch of the east, one of the munchkins, the lolly pop kids, a creature on avatar, a muppet, or like someone put a chip clip on your nose, theni'mgoing to have a hard time talking with you. Lol theirs no way we would meet. I don't care if you look like miss africa or jamaica, its not going to work.. Lol also, I like accents, but if your english isn't recognizable to the human ear or sound like a sleestack(look up sleestack on google), you might want to wait a few years before dating.. Lol. Unless you just want to text on the phone or in person, carry pads around and draw pictures, or even learn sign language together!! Those are the only acceptable options available. Lol but I cant go through this anymore guessing what your saying or asking what!! What!! What!! Every 2 minutes!! Like I always say, once you go black, brown, slighty brown, off brown, tanish, blackish purple, dark, dark tanned, tannish brown, brownish tan, crayola brown, you dont go back... Ooohhh!!.. Nnnooo!!... Get your mind out of the gutter!!!.. I was talking about cooking chicken... Lol.
***WARNING***: any institutions , individuals, or overweight aliens, using my photos for nursing home, similac, super old man model, prune juice, denture cream, laser gun, icy hot, aspercreme, men’s diapers , bladder pad adds , commercials or comic books, is strictly prohibited by white boy Joseph law ***ALTHOUGH!*****!! And ***HOWEVER*** you do not have permission to put white Joseph photos on any kind of milk cartons because he isn’t physically lost or kidnapped, just mentally sometimes, which doesn’t qualify as lost, there is medication for that, hopefully the kind that doesn’t make white Joseph sterile or sexually handicapped in anyway, he doesn’t want to go through that again. Ask white Joseph about the date with Melissa!!! ***NOW!!!!***, ****BUT BEHOLD YOUNG WIPPER SNAPPER!!!!!**** once white Josephs real estate business kicks in, he’s going to be the next Joey Trump!!! He is pre signing autographs for this life changing event at barnes and nobles on glenshaw avenue around 4ish. First 55 people, in honor of the denny’s grand slam special, get a free $1. 00 off coupon to any local ostrich breading farm of there choice.
I am looking for
I think ethnic woman are so very attractive, expressive and warm... I like talkative and intelligent woman who I can talk about many different subjects. She has to be christian and have good chemistry with me on the phone. That's a good start for now... Also, for the first date, id like to go to a rock concert, a black forest, try bear trapping, gator wrestling, exploring active volcanoes, bungie jumping, or hang gliding, tiger hunting.. Lol!... Just kidding, I'mjoking!!... About the rock concert part... Lol
Sincerely,
Mr. White chocolate's neighbor's friends brother in law!!