Today I decided to bring you some jungle porn… LOL!!! - Just kidding. ;-)
Well I came across some headline… Zoo dating service. My first reaction was “what the…᾿ (shut your mouth Ria). If you thinking about saving some animals from going extinct, why not start an animal dating service. Well this is what zoo Atlanta and other zoos around the world have set up – an international zoo dating service LOL!!! Some crazy s*** this is. Wonder why they called it a dating service. This is just a procreation/mating service. It dont matter anyway. Its all for a good cause…
Your perfect partner could be online right now...
What are you looking for?
For a moment there I decided to let my imagination run wild for a little bit. I tried to imagine them having a dating website… Upload photo… Now that would have been something. The way we are all choosy about how the other person looks physically, well the same applies for this zoo dating service. Zoo animals are ranked for generic purity. They have to be young and read to get it on… The higher the animals rank, the more eager curators are to put them together, wherever they are.
Rhino Love is the name they have coined for this little exercise. It’s all in an effort to boost black rhino population. Funny thing about all this is it’s like the normal dating services. A mate is identified and the animal is sent to other facilities around the country and the world where they’ll have a chance to add to the population with healthy offspring. Well we are all mammals, aren’t we?
Go ye and fill the world... ;-)
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