Posted by Ria, August 26th 2009

Sex does this … sex does that… What can’t sex do? Studies seem to connect almost every part of our lives to sex. A new study claims that people with healthy sex lives have an upper hand at work. What is your opinion? Do you honestly believe that cranky person in the office isn’t getting some (or maybe just a case of wack sex)? Watch video below:

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25 Responses to “Not performing at work? Try great sex!”

  1. homesteader says:

    Foreplay / Get in the Truck , Smile !

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  2. homesteader says:

    ria ; may be Retired / alas remember Workplace – W900L Kenworth w/ custom sleeper

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  3. NOPLAYER says:

    If a person is cranky at work and not as productive, maybe it’s because they’re wearing themselves out at night. Sometimes you gotta “get up off of that thang” and get some sleep! LMAO

    When I see one of the guys at work dragging his feet, I jokingly tell them, “keep it up and your wife is going to FUCK you out of your next pay raise!”

    We’re sick like that down in the ol grease pit!

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  4. vivacious1 says:

    Dang! The cure for everything is good sex? Got a headache? Suffering from Insomnia? Want a raise? They should make havin good sex the law. I’ll tell Obama to get right on it!
    LOL

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  5. WHURR says:

    Of course she is more productive………

    …… she want to get all work done so she can go get that dyck!

    Forget the chemicals and all the blah-blah-blah, you know if you got a hot piece of azz at home, work that was to be done by 5PM will be done at 3PM.

    He says it causes you to ‘feel relaxed’..get a call that says ‘I’m naked and horny’ and your azz will be pushing people down on the way to the elevator.

    Relaxed ..LOL. The sexologists got their 2 1/2 min of fame.

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  6. Shotgun007 says:

    ?

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  7. Enigma64 says:

    Omg…lol@whurr. Too funny. I sort of agree and disagree. When you are getting pleased on the regular, I would certainly think that you have elevated energy levels, due to be hyped up on happy, so you could be more productive.
    At the same time, you could also be less productive if you are too focused on that fantastic romp in the hay you had last night, and all the things he/she did to you that left you feelin’ so high. If you are daydreaming about the next encounter that may slow your production down.
    So in that case, I’d have to agree with Whurr on the fact that if you KNOW that you are going home to get some, it will speed you through your day, and you will be more motivated to move for the simple fact of dying to get out of there asap. Peace and blessings.

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  8. homesteader says:

    Ria ; when I opened my mail has morning a responce from my wife who I winked at Went as follows ;

    ” I’m sorry as I don’t feel we would be a match , good luck in your search ”

    Ignorance is Bliss / May all your days be Happy .

    I sure nuff hope that you get some soon / Lack of sex makes one Ornery / Cantankerous and generally Less Productive in Life knot only the Workplace .

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  9. Morninflower says:

    *note to self* – need to get laid ASAP… :-) lol! okay.. totally kidding y’all! BUT… I sorta agree with this article! My first boss – right out of college was a no-nonsense…WTH do you think you are doing, botoxed.. frozed faced kinda gal! Enter Mr. J (her now husband) and I was getting my favorite chocolates when she went on business trips and vacations! she was suddenly ‘human’! – Great sex makes our otherwise cruel and dark world more colorful! more power to you if you are getting it good and on a regular basis! :-)

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  10. deepshotone says:

    I totally agree. When you’re in a great relationship it frees’ up your mind to concentrait fully on other things besides sex. It not only gives you someting to look forward to, it’s one less thing that you have to worry about.

    Think about it….

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  11. Luna.Bean. says:

    Great sex, does so much for the soul. ^_^

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  12. WHURR says:

    @Morninflower…….

    ….note to self…your note to self.. trying to Google your address in the background!

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  13. lineup says:

    lol, and if you have no dyck, you go suffer being unproductive, what would those ones do to have it?

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  14. rarestgold says:

    I’ve tried it and it works – for everything (smile).

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  15. bee91 says:

    never knew that lol

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  16. palko7 says:

    Good sex healthy,its makes you sharp! those men dragging their feets after a long night having sex dint do it right..

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  17. laugh_sailor says:

    Uh… Isn’t that a big part of why we’re here?

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  18. Morninflower says:

    @ WHURR! – you are too funny! lol! any luck? :-) ? lol!

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  19. whurr says:

    @morninflower…

    I got a good read where you are, so be careful!

    If I wasn’t stuck in this traffic over by Spaghetti Junction, I might have found you last week.

    Can someone please tell this dude driving with his hazards on..to get the hell of the highway! Hazards are for when you are parked, not moving!

    Thank God it doesn’t snow here… anyway…I will find you Morninflower.

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  20. whurr says:

    What if you ‘not performing at work’ and you are a porn star?

    How the hell you going to try and ‘have great sex’?

    I hate deep philosophical articles like this one.

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  21. leaveitobeavr says:

    There is a remedy for everything.Too much of anything isn’t good for you.I can’t tell you how many times i called in.I tried to explain to my boss how sick and tired i was.Sex and work shouldn’t be on the same page.Sex is a job by itself.When you go home from work sometimes you want to rest and not pull another shift.

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  22. hallyustar says:

    lol… “whack sex”

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  23. WHURR says:

    I listened to this blog article….

    …. I tried great sex at work and got fired!

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  24. Blue450 says:

    A former Manager (a Jiffy Lube!) seemed to have her own “Employee Benefits” program going on for quite some time. Very attractive and provocative at work and outside but a binge drinker/self centered. Put most of crew at disadvantage by focusing on herself and a few emotional attachments at work. Still hear stories from co-workers. Nice to look at (always mooning the crew!) but endless stories and distractions while pretending to be “professional”. No Discretion. Attracted some sleazeball/creeps. Attention Junkie.

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  25. deewhizz says:

    Just work performance?!!

    No way that’s a cure all!! And I am eternally grateful for it :)

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