Sex distress call
Have you ever been in a relationship where the sex was either terrible... or where there was none at all? Is it possible for a person to be so perfect in every other aspect but when it comes to having sex is totally hopeless?
That is what my pal asked me when she gave me that sex distress call yesterday. She is in love with a man, well so she thinks. After years of looking for prince charming in vain, she finally thought her searching days were over. He is the sweetest thing she has ever come across. Name it and he will do it - run the bath, cook, clean up, take you out to dinner, the movies and all things nice. "I knew the Gods could not have finally been so good to me." she said. "I kept wondering at what point the bubble would be burst and burst it was. After a blissful six weeks of heaven the day to drop the pants was here and the world went zag when I expected it to go zig - the man could not rise to the occasion!"
Erectile dysfunction is the medical term of the condition and yes there are drugs in the stores to help out. Problem is dude will not admit he has a problem just because once in a while he can attempt a half mast that lasts two minutes. Does the sister get an orgasm? HELL NO! Sister has strayed once or twice (and about to pull another adulterous one this weekend) and the sex out there is the greatest though the rest of the package is lacking…
Your perfect partner could be online right now...
What are you looking for?
As much as we may try to deny it, fact is sex can make or break a relationship. Most of us always like hiding under the banner of 'sex isn't everything in a relationship'. But if the possible lack of it sends most of us straying, don't you think its time that we actually admitted that it is important?
So what would you do? Take the man and have a sex mate stashed somewhere or give it all up?
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