My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'4" (163 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Few extra pounds |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Never drink |
Nickname | Adjulence, Man, 48 |
Location | Marrero, Louisiana, USA |
Looking for a | Woman, aged 40 - 52, Any Ethnicity |
My ethnicity is | White |
Height | 5'4" (163 cm) |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Long-term/Dating |
Body type | Few extra pounds |
Have children | No children |
Smoking | Hate smoking |
Drinking | Never drink |
How would you describe yourself?
Thanks for taking time to read this.
Simple, humble lifestyle. I sell air conditioning equipment and we all crack a lot of jokes at work. Not for the faint of heart. I cook pretty good, although I think it would be great to cook as a pair. This way if the dish sucks… guess what… it’s both our fault. ;)
In my free time, I build remote control trucks and edit videos for my Rumble channel. I also go target shooting on many weekends and play video games at night before bed, that way I talk with my brother and my friend instead of texting them throughout the day.
I am native to the New Orleans area. For ladies looking for a guy with tattoos or piercings… that would not be me. Never bothered. Instead, I play guitar, so there’s the trade off. I try to go to Salvo’s in Belle Chasse because they have that fifty dollar thing going on and you can guess how that goes. So you’ll have to be a seafood lover too because you’re invited. Please don’t have a shellfish allergy.
Basically, I'm a wise man. A man for roughly a century’s existence. A few laps around the sun while spinning at the same time. Handheld, smoke free, drug free, alcohol free, social media free for the low cost of absolutely free. A somewhat diversified, postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, ecologically and sometimes incorrect. I've been uploaded, downloaded, inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing and the downside of upgrading. A high tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art multitasker that can do things no one cares about. Tired of new things, I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a Hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted, cool customer, voice activated and eventually biodegradable. Active until 5pm, go shooting on Saturdays and walking on Sundays. Into all the wrong music, yet I have a harmonious voice. I stand behind my commitments, ahead of the scammers, denied employer’s request to take untested shots which means that I now dodge bullets. On point, on task, on message and I never tried drugs and don’t like the taste of alcohol. I prefer jugs, not drugs. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, yet under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A straight-edge, streetwise, fat, smartbomb with crooked teeth. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear conversational ties; I don't tell lies; I take power naps and victory laps. I'm an ongoing, self-correcting, low risk, decent wage maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, never been in rehab and in denial. Never had a personal trainer, a personal shopper, or a personal assistant, but I do have a personal angenda. People can't shut me up or dumb me down, cause I'm tireless and wireless. I'm an omega-male who dislikes alpha-males on beta-blockers. I come from a family of believers that were underacheivers, laid-back, looking foward, up front, down home, low rent, low maintenance, supersized, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands on, footloose, non-jerk headcase that self-diagnoses and doesn't require health insurance. I also don't have a love child who sends me hate mail. Empathetic, strategic, scientific, comic, gently sarcastic and I discuss politics. My output is up, because my income is down due to all things that went with the word Plandemic. I'm a short man in for the long haul. I read and reply to junk-mail; I occasionally eat junk food; I'd rather eat sushi and play video games all night. A gender binary specific man looking for a user-friendly woman. I don't like rough sex; I preach tough love and I use the f-word intelligently and the software on my hard drive is hardcore. I'm toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in nearly all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, not lean and not mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; glide in my stride; driving and moving, grinning and spinning, dancing and singing, wailing and winning. I hit snooze, so I don't lose sleep. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I hate parties, but I’m the deejay. I'm hanging in, ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.
I am looking for
Relationships are like getting on board a moving train because we’re set in our ways.
I’m looking for a woman who is not into any drugs and who does not mind stopping by after we both get off of work. A woman who can actually move to my local area and not just check a box that says she will.
I often go to Salvo’s in Belle Chasse because of the seafood deal. So you’ll have to be a seafood lover too because we’re going. Not necessarily as a first date, but the point is this… please don’t have a shellfish allergy.