My ethnicity is | Black/Latino |
Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends |
Body type | Few extra pounds |
Have children | No children |
Drinking | Drink socially |
Nickname | Bratroxkeds, Woman, 34 |
Location | New York, New York, USA |
Looking for a | Man, aged 18 - 30, Asian/White/Latino... |
My ethnicity is | Black/Latino |
Height | 5'2"-5'6" |
Status | Single |
Seeking | Friends |
Body type | Few extra pounds |
Have children | No children |
Drinking | Drink socially |
How would you describe yourself?
I'm weird, we all are... I'm just weirder than you. I'm selfish when it comes to cookies. I eat ice cream with frosted flakes. I pick other people's noses and don't get remotely grossed out. I'll probably burp while on the phone with you and find it fcuking hilarious. I fall asleep with my iPod blasting almost every night. I love late night calls.
I'm a total fag hag, got an issue with it? Move on to the next profile. I don't do religion, if you're religious, that's your choice, just don't try to shove it down my throat because my mind is made up. I take about 2 hours to get ready. I'm a girl, my bad. It takes a LOT to make me mad, but you never wanna see me mad, I'm like the Hulk yo. I hate shopping. I love bumper cars and roller coasters. Thunderstorms beat partying any day of the week. I can climb a tree. Wanna see?
I'm fast for a fattie. Oh yeah... I'm fat, issue? Bye! I'm not apologetic about being myself. Nor should I be. I'm not ghetto, nor do I speak like I just came off a BET video shoot. Piercings, tattoos, DOG TAGS, combat boots and fedoras are my favorite things ever, and if located on a white boy... I get a total clit boner. I say things like clit boner. I love the whities, I secretly think it's because they have pink nipples. Don't ask me my plans for life, I just want to live it. I have goals, my way of getting to them are just different than yours.
I am looking for
Hmmm... I'm not that sure yet. Basically, don't be a douche, or a prude, or a jerk, or a prick. Have a sense of humor and if you own dogtags, you're in.