I've got Denzel's dimples,

Magic Johnson's smile,

Barack Obama's gift of gab and guile.

I've got Jim Brown's body, Malcolm X's brain,

And I "JUST SAY NO" to drugs and cocaine!

In other words, I'm a GOOD man looking for a GOOD woman.

A woman who won't sucker punch me after I say the L-O-V-E word. (lol)

A woman who has a mind of her own, and a GRRREAT sense of humor.

Because laughter is the best love potion of all. ;-)

I have NO ex-wife alimony payments,

NO ex-girlfriend restraining orders,

And NO baby mama drama.

I am...

1. Socially liberal because I believe in "Live-And-Let-Live", and treating people the way I want to be treated.

2. Politically moderate because the "Burn-Baby-Burn" far left and "Kill-Them-all" far right

have WAYYYY too much sugar and preservatives in their diet. (SMILE)

3. Financially conservative because I buy only the things I can afford.

Which is why I have never met a buy-one-get-one-free garage sale

or All-U-Can-Eat buffet restaurant I didn't like. (GRIN)

I mow my own lawn, pay my taxes, and vote in EVERY election.

In 2011 I won the WHO CARES Grand Prize for poetry awarded by the SO WHAT Literary Arts Foundation.

My fans say I won because I have no indoor plants, and have never owned a pet.

My critics say I won because I live alone with my stainless steel assault rifles, and leather bound books on non-violence.

If you wanna know the REAL reason I won, just ask the ghosts of Richard Pryor and Muhammad Ali.