If you're looking for a 'real brotha'/thug who's loves only hip hop & always clubbing, click on by.

No felony records here. Also, my taste in music is pretty diverse & includes ALL types even (dramatic pause) country! Not that I go lime dance & do ho-downs but I can appreciate different things so I'd like someone w/ a clean record who's diverse as I.

--- If you're looking for Denzel Washington, click on by. BR

I've got average looks but what's great is that it keeps me humble. Not conceited or insecure. Consider me the boy next door looking for the girl next door.

--- If you're not very supportive with others' dreams/ambitions, click on by.

Though I work for one of the big 5 consulting firms & went to Northwestern, my goal is to be a successful stand up. I started my own agency to book myself & other comics for corporate gigs. It's a dream I'm making real & would only want to be around someone that's supportive just as I would be of their goals.

--- If you use tons of make up, fake color eye contacts & spend more than an hour to get ready to go out, click on by.

I'm a simple guy who likes simple confident women who are not potential candidates to go on talk shows for a makeover.

--- If you don't have a picture & refuse to send one, that's a sign of insecurity so click on by.

Plus, can't hide for ever. I had someone tell me she refused to put hers up since she's afraid of her picture "floating" in cyberspace. I wrote her that she can email it to me directly & encrypt it in SSL (usually used for passwords/account info) like banks & if they do it to secure millions/billions of dollars, she could feel confident her picture would be safe & not hijacked or something. I was serious about the encrypting but she was never to respond. In fact (dramatic pause) she clicked on by. My loss I suppose.:)

--- Is all this too much to ask? Well, that's it from little ole' me right for now.