OK sooo... Looks like I need to get a few more things out in the open:

1. I'm *probably* not what you're lookin for. Not trying to be discouraging, but read on, and you'll see I'm probably saving us both a lot of time/drama

2. I AM NOT A TWIG. Y'all should really be careful what you wish for. The average size woman in America is a size 14, so yeah, I guess you could say I'm average. I'm also athletic; I love tennis and dancing, but "I get it from my momma," what can I say? Energetic? YES. Size 2, 4, 6? PLEASE, NO.

3. I'm not going to sleep with you. Sorry, but I believe that's only for marriage, sooo I'll just say "goodbye" to the majority of people who will stop reading here. Thanks for comin' out.

4. I'm kinda shy. I like to message people... Maybe talk on the phone in the beginning of getting to know someone. I am so not a fan of skyping or video chatting right out the gate; I'm just not comfortable with it.

5. I am a FOOTBALL FANATIC. I like a lot of sports but to me there's 2 seasons in the year: Football season, and February. Lol. Just wanted to get that out there.

So with that being said, here's a few more words to describe me:

Notorious Bookworm w/ a love for good movies, good food, and Mortal Kombat. FINISH HIM!!! I looove: Love. Jesus. My godchildren. Life. Friends. Football. Coffee. Reading. Sleep. Movies. Cooking. Kissing. Talking w/ accents. Almost any black clothes. Everything scottish. New cultures. New languages. Working out til I cry. Laughing til I cry. Reading to my man. Poetry. Writing. True friends. Eating. Anywhere not pittsburgh. Ebay. Funny shirts. Funny people. Music. Mysteries. Romances. Big comfy socks. My people. Chocolate. Sexy tattoos. Good teeth. Guys w/ nice bodies. Make up. Strongbad. Old school nickelodeon. Old school anything. Men who appreciate a good woman. Honest people. Guns, that's right, guns. Really big guns.