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Do u like 2 read?
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Nickname:
| sites |
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Location:
| United States, Georgia, Atlanta |
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Age:
| 36 |
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I am a:
| Man |
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Looking for a:
| Woman, aged 26 - 36 |
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Relationship seeking:
| Long Term Relationship, Short Term Relationship, Friends, Pen Pal |
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Eye color:
| Blue |
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Hair color:
| Other |
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Height:
| 6'0" (183cm) or above |
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Body Type:
| Athletic |
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My ethnicity is:
| White / European descent |
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Religion:
| Spiritual, but not religious |
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Education:
| Some college |
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Smoking behavior:
| Do not smoke, but ok if you do |
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Drinking behavior:
| Drink Socially |
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Relationship Status:
| Single |
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Have children:
| No |
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Want children:
| Undecided |
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Languages:
| English |
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Occupation:
| Computer related |
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When it comes to relocation:
| I am not prepared to relocate |
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Starsign:
| Capricorn |
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Ideally I'd live in a:
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| Tent in the woods |
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My fashion sense is:
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| I hate clothes |
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My sense of humor is:
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| Slapstick - Three Amigos all the way!, Goofy - I'm Dumb and Dumber in one, Witty - I have a razor-sharp tongue, Sarcastic - Dennis Miller is a cream puff compared to me, Obscure, Light-hearted - I like cheerful, gentle fun |
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When I go to parties:
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| I go with the flow |
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On a day off, I enjoy:
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| Doing absolutely nothing |
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I attend religious services:
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| Rarely |
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When it comes to work:
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| Work? |
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How would you describe yourself?:
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*Cue your own theme music & try to relax*
Not too needy & easy to read. Willing and able to communicate, with words. Too many people think they are telepathic these days. Speaking of words, if your attention span won't allow the retention of two or three thousand of them, we probably won't mesh all that well.
I'm nice in the kitchen. I have all my teeth, one tattoo (not that I wouldn't get more), no piercings (other than earrings I haven't worn since high school) & shave my head, because i'm gonna go bald anyway. The hair on my face has several colors in it, from red to black. My eyes change color, but I can't always see them so I rely on others to tell me. I'm 6'2" and I weigh in at 190-200lbs, depending on the weather and other uncontrollable variables such as availability of roadkill in my area. I've always been an active person & I often have to run from the cops, so I stay in shape without all the obsessive-compulsive gym routines. I back up my arguments and admit when i'm wrong. I have fathered no children and carry no STD's. I'm not an ALL CAPS kinda person (at least not ALL THE TIME). Billy Mays (RIP) was an all caps kinda guy and I can respect that. If you aren't the queen of infomercials, I suggest you tone it down a bit online because it looks like you're yelling. This isn't charm school.
Animals and kids like me, so I guess that means i'm a decent guy. Maybe I just smell like food. Women don't like a guy that thinks he's smarter than they are so it's a good thing i'm not. I don't care if the toilet paper rolls over the top or underneath on the roller but I can't stand seeing peanut butter, honey or syrup in the fridge. They just don't belong there. Ketchup, however, is a different bottle of sauce, and i'm definitely a different breed of dude. I wake up early so I can get a breath of fresh air before everybody else's breath gets in it. The single one thing that could even possibly ever set me apart from nothing in particular is all the many multiple numerous simple little things about my character that add up to a barely even noticeable difference (above or below average is your call) presented to you here and now as the sum total of whatever you've gathered thus far, upon which I have elaborated briefly and presented in the following paragraphs hoping not to bore you.
Me so simple. I come with no instructions, a wide range of interests, large gaps in my memory, and free refills. I'm a self-taught kind of person with a follow-my-nose-like sense of direction and curiosity. Passionate/liberal about a great many things, yet ever so slightly more reserved/conservative about others. Beyond that, I'm probably the same as the person you were just complaining about. Drama and games are the norm around me. I leap before I look and play with matches while running barefoot with scissors in my hand. What, besides the word pair, distinguishes plurality or singularity with the word scissors anyway? Reminds me of a lyric.. Save your scissors, for someone else's skin.
I drive fast, so I don't get followed. I like being outside, or at least near a door or window with an outside view, just in case I need to run for it. My idea of fun is a slinky and fourteen flights of stairs. I like the stuff they give you at the dentist right before you wake up wondering what happened. I also immensely enjoy chasing cars at night while wearing all black, a motorcycle helmet and carrying fists full of glowsticks.
The only thing I regret in this life is not sporting a mullet wig more often. I want a boat, a garden, a greenhouse, a wood shop, a garage, an indoor mini half-pipe, and a fireman's pole to an underground room with a sliding wall panel behind which will be a hidden stairwell to a secret lair with a revolving bookshelf triggered by the pull of who knows which dusty leather-bound book that I really just wanted to look at the pictures in. I've been told that I'm too intense, but WTF does she know? As passionate as I am about everything that I do i'm still peaceful, guided by logic, reason, and the pursuit of truth and understanding. Or, overstanding, if that's your thing. I don't do much church but I'm aware of The Spirit Which Moves Through All Things and I give thanks and praises. Instead of saying 'amen', I say "ahem, ahem, ahem ahem, ahem, ahem ahem, ahem, ahem... Ahem... AHEM!"
You might say I'm one who bridges the gaps between otherwise incompatible cliques and social circles. Don't make the mistake of thinking that I get along with everyone. Kumbaya isn't on my ipod, but I've played guitar for almost 20 years & I spend most of my spare time between instruments or doing something with computers. You can typically find me humming my own tune.
As a senior in college, majoring in chemistry, I dropped out of school after an accident one day in lab. No one was injured, but the building was condemned shortly thereafter. I'm writing this from jail, and I'm accepting donations through paypal for relocation after I get out.
Robert A Heinlein said this...
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
I'm well read, self-educated, self-actuating, and quite opinionated. However, I don't force my opinions on folks, I'm just better than some at expressing myself with clarity and detail. I'm also capable of taking criticism & mature enough to disagree with someone without it being the destruction of a friendship. I can't say the same about many of you i've met thus far.
Getting down to brass tax... I'm the sum total of my decisions. Sometimes I even learn from my mistakes. A serious relationship takes an investment of time & effort. Let's face it. It takes work. The trick is finding someone you can work with. It's all about loving your job, not just being happy when it's payday. Like a pedal-boat, it takes two people working in tandem to get anywhere. It would be nice to quit pedaling at all and the relationship could coast along, but it usually just goes in circles. I don't understand the fascination some people have with going in circles. I've also learned that I don't need to jump into anything other than swimming pools & half-pipes. Furthermore, I try not to spread eggshells around your feet, or leave my baggage lying around in the dark for you to trip over.
Somewhere beyond this endlessly sarcastic stream of consciousness is a more polite, subtle, romantic, attentive, concerned, forgiving, cooperative, supportive, inspiring, & easier to deal with jackass. |
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I am looking for:
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Somewhere beyond this nonsense you were the Eves. Initiators of esoteric secret and keepers of botanical knowledge. I seek something that has been seemingly within reach but nonetheless elusive. I'm looking for someone who's kinda like me in some ways. Someone who likes mushrooms on their pizza, if you catch my drift. It would also be a plus if she can tell when I'm just joking around. When we find each other, we can walk to the nearest Waffle House, which just happens to be right next to the nearest strip club. My ex-girlfriend's ex-girlfriend (from my last job) works there and she will hook us up with hot waffles and peanut butter.
Riddle me this... Why does every 'poet' I meet talk about the vision they have of themselves, or sex and relationships ALL THE TIME? I call them "ego-poets". Real poets don't whine about their love life & go on & on & on about how awesome they are. Self-aggrandizing speech & masturbatory rhyme may sound poetic, and may even entertain (when sung by Keisha Jackson, Joi, or Jill Scott), but make one a poet they most assuredly do not. Some of these self-proclaimed laureates I come across read like they flunked out of middle school. Let it also be known that i'm no 'Grammar Nazi' and I appreciate the subtleties of abstract metaphorical reference but some of you are butchering written English with an Atonist's zeal. If you can't speak or write a proper sentence, scram.
If you don't have a picture, don't bother. I'm not here to show my open-mindedness by engaging in conversation with faceless profiles. I don't know who or what is on the other end of these emails & don't feel like having to ask you to show yourself.
On with the nonsense.
** First things first..."Nothing New" around here. (that little movie tends to be a popular reference in the interracial dating scene) I'm not new to any of this.
** If this is your first attempt at connecting with someone online... WELCOME to the 21st century. We all had to start somewhere. However, if you're just here to 'try things out', or if you are in any way ashamed to tell your friends that you met someone online, please pass me by.
** I'm all about some quality time, but if you consistently use sex-crazed juvenile racial references such as SexyAfroEbonyMama, choco-this, vanilla-that, salt-n-pepper, cream in the coffee, or any similar rubbish, please stop smelling your own stuff so hard & hit Alt-F4 on your keyboard.
** If you are here for short term relationships, open to travel to meet the 'right guy' who will treat you to the finer things in life that you think you're entitled to, and willing to weigh the cost vs benefit in an analysis of a possible relationship... Find someone else. I think there's a sugardaddy website that would better suit your wants & desires.
** If you think you oooze positivity simply because you refuse to give attention to anything which doesn't cater to your vainglorious self image, then take a right turn at the top of your browser (to the left for Mac users) and find where x marks the spot. Seriously, you need to stop watching the Mirror Channel so much. You do not p**s excellence. You are just like the rest of us. It's not all about you.
** If you feel an overwhelming sense of self worth because of your shoe & bag collection or if you otherwise display on overdeveloped sense of pride in things you had LITTLE-TO-NOTHING to do with, such as (just for starters) your taste in entertainment (aka substitute philosophy of life), if you can't go shopping without a puppy in a purse, if you treat your pets better than the people in your life, if you are pouting in all of your pictures, if you think you are going to take over the world one red carpet at a time, if you think you know the world because you watch History Channel and like traveling to tourist traps or have some idea that you will achieve wealth & fame because of your renewed outlook on life after watching The Secret, if you aBsOLutELy insist on dining at bourgeois trendy spots with MEreLy mediocre food and weekly clubbing just to be seen on the scene, please click your funny looking pointy high heels & disappear. Not that I don't recognize when a woman looks her best -ahem-ahem- but please come at me with evidence that you have more going on upstairs than a lust for every piece of garbage that comes out of hollywood (deliberately uncapitalized) more on your mind than shiny ideals of becoming a model slash actor slash singer slash whatever you swear you were born to do with your life, and more to talk about than your favorite places to shop wine n dine or the destination on your last (or next) plane ticket stub. Not that any of these subjects are taboo, but find something else for which to liveyourlifetothefullest. I'm amazed at the way some of you live as if guided entirely by the hollow mantra of mainstream media.
** Old school skateboarder, played a lot of basketblah, baseblah, footblah, soccer & golf, but I really don't care to watch that stuff on TV all the time. I'll play just about anything in a pool or in the yard & i'll watch Sports Center highlights, X-games or World Cup Soccer all day, but the only time I watch the big three are in the playoffs. And I couldn't care less about going to any professional sporting event in Atlanta besides the occasional Thrashers game. If you like Girls Roller Derby, we're cool. If you are fanatical (a word i've seen many of you use to describe yourselves) about attempting to imitate or infiltrate the debauchery of over-endorsed celebrity, take a time out & go sit down somewhere.
Got jokes, witticisms, insights into current events? Do you feel a need to express cosmic connection in some enlightening manner? That's cool, but I am not looking for pen pals. Unless, of course, you're a licensed shrink. Don't expect me to have endless chat sessions on yahoo or aol. I'm not here for that.
HERE'S THE BEST EXAMPLES OF WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT... I copied and pasted this crap for your sick sense of enjoyment. I changed the name and location, because i'm just that nice.
Who Am I?
How would you describe yourself?:
Thee name is Nobody. Body for short. Young girl doin big thangs outa Nowhereville, NY. Ya thats whereI'mfrom. Dont get it twisted. I Got a Cute Face/Slim Waist. New stomping grounds is SAC Cali. Goin to school out there, finna transfer to somewhere in LA tho... I'm5'10 and model material. Educated young girl but plays hard and goes straight dumb in the club. Born in NOLA. Got that southern hospitality with a hood mentality. Right nowI'mworking on my own handbag line, nothin too big yet but dont worry, its about to get poppin. Once I crack open LA baby yall need to watch out LOL. Why do I look this good? Maybe bc I am Jamaican, French, Cherokee, and Argentinian- but who knows. My fave color is PINK. Rock my hair curly and natural.
What Am I Looking For?
I am looking for:
I'mlooking for a gentlemen. Done with them greasy fools.. You feel me. So if you white, you alright! Haha nah jk. Just educated, classy, put together, and respectful men for me. If you try to spit game like some kinda player I will shut your game down for real. They dont call me the "MAC" for nothin..
BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE!!!
Who Am I?
How would you describe yourself?:
Little about me now, may be more or all about me later.
Sensationally Charming is what describes me. The amazing personality reflects from the inside out, the people around me often feed off from it! How magical? These characteristics are my middle name: Fashion Guru (my man has to appreciate or at least like fashion), classy, caring, loving, interesting, stunning, exotic, sophisticated, generous, adventurous, great vibe, energetic, happy, sassy... (Pls don't melt yet) LoL. I stay in great shape, love to love unconditionally and love to be loved as well... Positively, I touch few souls in many great ways and I am keeping it these way :). I appreciate the finer things in life but I love the most expensive things :)... Love to be pampered, spoil rotten (lets keep it this way!). I love to travel; I go with the great flow... I have warm hear and strong mind (Be careful on how you judge the book by it cover ::)). I am open minded, open to cultural experiences. Who knows, maybe we deserve to know more about each other.
DOES IT EVER END!!!
How would you describe yourself?:
Crazy, Lazy, energetic, looking to learn and love without being judged based on my spritial and personal beliefs. Take me as I am.
What Am I Looking For?
I am looking for:
Something serious, no games, no lies. I'm a smart girl(poor speller), I'll find out what you think I can't. I want babies and a ring.
See what I mean? Absolutely ridiculous, ain't it? I don't care how cute you are, if you're this self-absorbed, you are ugly inside. Civilization is truly in a state of decline and all of you self-proclaimed princesses, goddesses, queens, and barbies are waltzing us all toward the precipice of oblivion. Bob Marley said in the song "Stiff Necked Fools" that destruction of the soul is vanity. I believe that fully. If you're stuck in your ego, kick rocks.
Here's what I think (in parenthesis) when i'm reading stuff around here "in quotations".
"drama free" --- (i don't believe it for a minute)
"well traveled" --- (that doesn't mean you're well informed)
"well informed" --- (that doesn't mean you're well informed)
"treat me like a queen" --- (i don't heed to the rule of monarchy)
"looking for my prince or king" -- (did u know most royal families practice inbreeding?)
"I'm a go-getter" --- (well then get going)
"I'm funny" --- (who's laughing?)
"love to have fun" --- (never heard that one before)
"love to laugh" --- (you love to be entertained)
"spoiled, grown and sexy, fashionista, etc" --- (change your diaper)
"live, laugh, love" --- (what is this, attack of the brain-eating zombie clones?)
"extravagantly approaching each day with zest" --- (enough with the cliches)
"living life to the fullest" --- (what did I just say about cliches?)
I rarely go a day without hearing one of the following phrases.
"I can't stand you."
"You make me sick."
"Get outta my face."
"I think you've had enough."
"Give me the keys."
Oh, & one thing that I can't stand is when a girl responds to me & ends it with "And you?" Sometimes it sounds about as trite as the dribble that preceded it. I also understand that just because I said not to, someone will. I'm sure this monotonous monologue will cause some to wish harm on my person, but if you know a friend who's single and might be my type, HBO.. Help a Brotha Out.. Keep in mind that I don't find it attractive when you shave your eyebrows off entirely just to draw them back on. Even if the boobs are bigger than my head, i'll still be looking at the cartoonish two-dimensional eyebrows.
One final point i'd like to make to those who describe themselves in a nutshell... Doesn't that make you a complete nut? And if anything you've read here has you inflamed, outraged, or doubting yourself, then you're probably onto something. If you're laughing, then we are probably both on the same 'something'.
Well, that just about does it. My presentation is finally grinding to a halt. I paid for it, so if you don't like it then boo-hoo for you, get off my property. Time to make a decision. May your conscience be your guide when casting your vote, even though i'm not running, pedaling, hopping, skipping or jumping for office. In parting I present you with a nugget of knowledge to help you through tough times. If you lend someone $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
PS...
I am looking for nothing less than the chance of a lifetime. Everything. Everywhere. All the way. Planned and unplanned. Lifelong mutual desire. Open communication. Sparks from the start. The works. Something uncomplicated, simple, slow and easy. I want to take time to look in a person's eyes, hear what's on their mind & feel what's in their heart. Share a divine, unconditional, self-sacrificing, active, volitional, and thoughtful love.
If I don't find it within the next ten minutes i'm liable to run amok, rob, steal, loot and pillage everything within sight. If you think you can hang with this doppleganging word-fu master of a southern white boy-at-heart, holla at a mug.
Here's a quote from Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
"Most of us spend many hours each week watching celebrated athletes playing in enormous stadiums. Instead of making music, we listen to platinum records cut by millionaire musicians. Instead of making art, we go to admire paintings that brought in the highest bids at the latest auction. We do not run risks acting on our beliefs, but occupy hours each day watching actors who pretend to have adventures, engaged in mock-meaningful action. This vicarious participation is able to mask, at least temporarily, the underlying emptiness of wasted time. But it is a very pale substitute for attention invested in real challenges. The flow experience that results from the use of skills leads to growth; passive entertainment leads nowhere. Collectively we are wasting each year the equivalent of millions of years of human consciousness. The energy that could be used to focus on complex goals, to provide enjoyable growth, is squandered on patterns of stimulation that only mimic reality."
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