'You got to be good looking 'cause [She's] so hard to see!' -The Beatles

I'm pretty much a baller. A student in Redlands, wondering how the hell I ended up here, of all places.

I'm from Brooklyn, New York.

I went to a pretentious boarding school in New England. I love the Yankees.

I play piano, currently I am learning Gershwin's preludes. I try to play guitar, though I suck at bar chords.

I study a combination of Business, Philosophy, and Social Sciences, not necessarily in that order. I work/procrastinate a lot.

I live in my own world, sometimes I'll invite you in, usually not. I'm society's anomaly. I baffle the masses.

I been in love once, it sucked, I'd hate to do it again.

And I'm much cooler in person than in this profile, I can assure you.

Oh and I maintain a deep love for coffee and all things bad for me...